To Bradley Spinks
Greetings Blogging Universe.As it turns out, I apparently have more than one fan afterall.
Hi Bradley,
I'm really new to the whole blogging bandwagon so forgive me if, at certain moments in my response, I sound a little curt. It's not deliberate, it's just in my DNA.
Firstly, if this is some lame ass prank, I will personally hunt you down and burn your eyelids off with a laser beam powerful enough to destroy whole countries.
If this is not and you are able to produce a valid passport bearing your full name, nationality, residence and birth date, then I say this: I'm flattered but why not try RSVP.com?
Secondly, it is clear my literary brilliance has been wasted on a random stranger, albeit one with exceptional taste!!! Nevertheless, I have no choice but to lambast you Spinkster. Has it not occurred to you (from my blog) that:
1. Lau Lau and I are NOT lovers. One inter-racial relationship is enough for me, let alone one same sex inter-racial relationship. Though I might add that she is single, smart and sexy and perhaps you could focus your courting energies on her?
2. Spidey is my other half, my boo, my homeboy, the father of my unborn children.
3. I'm not related to the Irwins. Unless Steve's ancestral line was headed by the Ming dynasty. Though it begs the 64 million dollar question, where on earth did you get the idea that I was?
posted by Lokes @ 9:58 AM
2 Comments:
Hi Lokes!
Thanks for posting your reply to me! I wondered if my approach was too forward for you, but obviously i am in your corner now! I'm kind of offended that you don't believe this is for real though!! You can email me at bradleyspinks@hotmail.com and see just how real i am (wink wink).
It's cool that you're not into girls i spose, although don't limit yourself ok. The love of your life could be any colour or gender. But it's probably me, so don't look too hard elsewhere. As for 'spidey', i don't really want to talk about him. Lets just keep this about us ok?
I also have to say that while i still like you, it was a little misleading talking about how you and Bindi Sue are sisters and you hang out with them at the zoo and stuff. Do you know anyone else famous? Maybe you do and i can meet them. That would be way cool.
Ok, well i guess you want to know a little more about me. I may send you a photo if you think you can handle it, but in the meanwhile where are yours? How am i supposed to know what you look like if there's only pictures of fluffy dogs and baby killers? haha - that's a dingo joke. I don't really think they should be allowed to live because of their reputation, but i wont push the point. Just as long as Lau Lau never makes us visit.
Ok, well i'm looking forward to your next post. And don't forget the pictures!!
Have a sui-te day (get it!)
Brad
HI Brad
Spidey here, you sound like an interesting fellow. Maybe the three of us can catch up? Thats if your into the group thingy...Sui and i like to experiment.
Send your photo so we can check you out and we will get back to you soon.
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