Don't push my buttons
Last night on Fox 8 they aired the American Music Awards or some shite like that. Beyonce opened with that "to the left, to the left" song. Some B-grade television comedian hosted. P-Diddy was once again surrounded by his entourage of $2000 an hour skanks.The moment the Pussycat Dolls start performing "Buttons" I leap up off the couch and start giving Jennifer Beal's performance in Flashdance a run for her money. Two and a half seconds into what could've, would've, should've been the best recital of my life Spidey waves his finger at me austerely and tells me to turn the 'bloody thing off'.
I am fed up.
Fed up of his utter lack of appreciation for:
1. my rockin' body shaking; and
2. Nicole Schwarzfinger's hot body and voice.
I throw the remote control at him with every intention of disfiguring his schnoz and stomp off to the bedroom, utterly pissed off.
Maybe I should have prefaced this post with "Rags - Day Two".
posted by Lokes @ 4:25 PM
4 Comments:
There's only so much kudos I can handle. Besides, the positive publicity might result in me being the subject of some botched up ransom job. For example, your nemesis in rival UK law firm might come after me and I could wind up dead in his basement.
This beats the hairy scary dog photo's, albeit by a whisker.
If you really were flash dancing to the Pussycat Dolls, then I am entirely prepared to side with Simon. As an aside, you do realise that you are not the same colour as Alicia Keys and as such your holla back voice and attitude can be quite - bizarre - for the unprepared, don't you?
Cue you staring bemusedly at the screen trying to understand what I am talking about... I give up!
2.25
Brring Brrring
(Fastforward through pleasantries)
Sui: Saw what you wrote on my blog biatch. Take it back
Lau: No.
Sui: Take it back
Lau: NO
Sui: Lau Lau!!
Here follows seven minutes of whinging about the nice post she wrote about me, the fact Alicia Keys is part Hawaiian which is practically Malaysian, and the fact I have not seen her break dance. In summation:
Sui: TAKE IT BACK.
Thus I hereby declare that I was not of my own mind when I wrote that Sui flash dancing to the Pussycat Dolls was anything less than a triumph. I wrote it because I am jealous of her *vibe* and only wish I could keep it real as well as she does. My sincerest apologies. Rah Rah Lokes.
1. Alicia Keys has a black father and a white mother. There is not one iota of Hawaiian in her. Clearly it didn't occur to you that I was joking!!
2. You failed to mention that part of our conversation where you incessantly repeated the phrase "Whatever Trevor" and actually thought it was clever.
3. If you want I can teach you how to drop it like its hot.
4. Next post to come shortly and I'll try to write like a normal person, fo shizzle.
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